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Bigger Better
Imagine the shere size of this bouquet of flowers?
It was kinda shocking when the delivery man came through the door and place it infron of me, a quick check and it was for one of the agents. Whom she herself said, was a gift from one of her clients, to thank her for her "GOOD SERVICE" rendered through her financial consultation. Do you even think I will buy that? NO NO NO!!! So happen, one of the agents came in and was using my computer to print out quotations, there we were chatting away, all nonsense and crapping around as usual.... until..... the suspect( a malay women who thinks super highly of herself, just because she is able to earn a better living than most of her kampong idiots who, all day long sit around doing nothing but skateboarding, soccer and sitting arounf corners....looking like she has a fashionable scaft on her head with shades sitting ontop, instead of the usual tudong, make-up applied on her face coz she needed to cover her uglinest.... she sure is a monster from hell, who happends to do full time acting as well, in the comfort of her own home) came in..now, thats when the real fun came about : Suspect : " wow, so big arh..? oh my, didnt expect it to be so big..." ~ speaking to herself, more likey, she did it for the entire office to hear her as soon as she walked away..... the two of us started our own version of "Get Myself Flowers Drama Serial Part 1" Friend : who knows, she got this for herself
Me : might be... but she claims its from her client
Friend : ya..to thank her for her service
Me : scary.. i wonder wat service Friend : haha... but its dame huge lah
Me : how's she gonna bring it home?
Friend : take train lor... it will be too huge, then kana jammed at the door, and there goes her flowers
Me : haha... no lah, take cab... but cant enter through the door, tells the driver to open the boot and throw in behind Friend : stupid right.. get such expensive flowers, end up dead tomorrow and thrown away
Me : haha.. as long as she like the attention
Friend : oh ya.... she was not in the office during the delivery hor
Me : well, she could have purchased it earlier and pretended to be away.. haha Friend : ya.... just imagine, she kana busted when the delivery guy came and shout out to her..." hey, your flowers arh... you came and chose flowers and paid just now! " Me : haha... she will deny it for sure Friend: no no... the guy will be like, " you paid just now ar, dont pretend your didnt order, i saw you lor! " Me : then i she will say, " no lah, dont anyhow say..i didnt i didnt, this one is a gift from someone ok..." Friend: then he will say, " please leh, you paid by credit card, you want me show your collegues the bill with your signature! " Me : then she will say, " okok... i sign i sign, just shut up " Friend : then he will say, " wat.. dont believe, i bring the CCTV tape and show them that you are paying for the flowers !! " Me : then she will say, " okok... can can...boleh boleh....now go go.. go away... aiyo!!! "
This intel first appeared on: http://www.fragranceprince.blogspot.com
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